I finally realized that he really just wanted that graphic. I cut it out taped it to the back of the $20 on-sale frame that came complete with matting, and voila! We are both happy.
It even matches the three dimensional Father's Day card I framed a few months back.
Mostly, though, I'm happy that I will not have to worry about seeing my husband out and about in a nasty, old, stained shirt.